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Jul 8, 2024

Man Robs Bank, Asks For A Penny

Was a gumball machine in the bank lobby? More about this budget bank bandit HERE! Photo by Elijah Mears on Unsplash

Jun 21, 2024

Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun

Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Jun 19, 2024

Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”

So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

Apr 29, 2024

Boat Thief Tries Dodging Cops Dressed As Dame

Cue up Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” More on the cross-dressing con HERE! Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash

Apr 26, 2024

Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest

Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash

Apr 25, 2024

Man Runs Over Gator, Saves Friend

FINALLY…Florida Man gets to be the hero! More on the Florida gator flattening HERE! Photo by Michael Jerrard on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Apr 5, 2024

Walgreen’s Clerk Attack With Bible

Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck. More on the Florida Bible thumper HERE! Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash

Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Apr 1, 2024

Beef Jerky & Nuts Put Man In Jail

This is what’s called a “Florida charcuterie plate.” Read more about the pistachio pirate HERE! Photo by Jean-christophe Gougeon on Unsplash

Mar 20, 2024

Man Shot After Being Mistaken for Turkey

The whole fowl story HERE! Photo by William Stark on Unsplash