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Jan 14, 2026
Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
Jan 8, 2026
Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One
Girl Scout cookie season is here! Yes, Thin Mints are back to test our willpower, along with Caramel deLites, Peanut Butter Patties, and now… a newcomer crashing the party — the Exploremores. They’ve got chocolate, marshmallow, and toasted almond crème — basically rocky road in cookie form. And sure, we had to say goodbye to … Continue reading Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One
Dec 9, 2025
Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia
Bobby Kimball, the voice behind Toto’s mega hits “Hold the Line,” “Africa,” and “Rosanna,” is facing a tough new chapter. At 78, the guy who helped define late-70s and early-80s rock it has been revealed, was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia back in 2019, along with aphasia, which affects speech and language. Tough stuff, especially for someone … Continue reading Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia
Dec 8, 2025
Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking
Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!
Dec 4, 2025
Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out
Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.
Nov 14, 2025
Unqualified Pilot Flies Passenger Jets
His pilot’s credentials were as genuine as airplane food is delicious. Learn what happens when fake-it-til-you-make-it goes too far HERE!
Nov 11, 2025
CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29
The Canadian Pacific Kansas City Holiday Train returns to the Four States at the end of the month and they’re bringing iconic musical acts with them. The full-sized Christmas parade on rails, complete with twinkle lights, music, and a mission, rolls into Pittsburg, Kansas, at 11 a.m. on November 29, right along North Michigan Avenue. … Continue reading CPKC Holiday Train Brings Smashmouth to Pittsburg, Joplin Saturday November 29
Sep 29, 2025
City Council Secretly Plays “Constituent BINGO”
When you stand up at a council meeting, your words might count for more than you think. How one City Council is bringing new meaning to ‘playing politics’ HERE!
Sep 18, 2025
Main Street in Joplin Closed Satuday
Plan ahead for alternate routes using Joplin Street for South bound traffic and Virginia Avenue for Northbound. You might also use Murphy Boulevard for north and southbound travel. More on the downtown celebration prompting the closure HERE!
Sep 4, 2025
Man Finds Stolen Luggage, Thief Wearing HIS Clothes
Imagine your fashion sense solves a crime. More on this dress-up drama HERE!
Aug 22, 2025
Man Embezzles $150K For Pokémon
If you ever thought adulting was tough, imagine explaining THIS to your lawyer. More about how he tried to catch ’em all HERE!
Aug 5, 2025
Karaoke Hiker Spurs 911 Call With Nickelback Wailing
Not hurt. Not lost. Just emotionally involved in the JAM! More about this terrifying troubadour HERE!