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Mar 26, 2024
Man Escapes Prison, Hit By Car
He quickly learned life is hard on the outside. More on how he became a casualty to karma HERE! Photo by Sanjeevan SatheesKumar on Unsplash
Mar 12, 2024
Man Attacked With Coconut
WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash
Feb 21, 2024
Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas
“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2024
Felony Chewing Gum Theft
Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash
Feb 15, 2024
Man Wins Lottery 3 Days After Breakup
Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be. Read the fairy tale story of the luckiest man alive HERE! Photo by Nghia Le on Unsplash
Feb 14, 2024
Woman Swings Sword At Cop
This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash
Feb 1, 2024
Golf Club Operating Illegal Pot Shop
It’s the only golf course where you can smoke the putting green. More on the course that promises you’ll end up in the weeds HERE! Photo by Soheb Zaidi on Unsplash
Jan 16, 2024
Dunkin’ Sued Over Exploding Toilet
That’ll make you wake up and smell the coffee. More on the “leftover coffee and donuts” lawsuit HERE! Photo by Edwin Hooper on Unsplash
Dec 28, 2023
Somebody Crack a Window!
On second thought, better keep it closed. A town in New Zealand is trying to de-stink before the Juicy Festival comes to town! Read the story. Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash
Dec 18, 2023
Drunk Driver Sings Gospel Songs, Wets Herself
She was full of the spirits! The tale of the tinkling trashed troubadour HERE! Photo by Julia Taubitz on Unsplash
Dec 15, 2023
I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO
It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash
Dec 1, 2023
Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can
Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash