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Chinese Man Gets Lightbulb Stuck In His…

Aug 4, 2023

Chinese Man Gets Lightbulb Stuck In His…

MOUTH! (Sicko.)😳💡😮 Maybe he just wanted a light lunch?😏 Read the enlightening details HERE! Photo by Diego PH on Unsplash

Missouri Back to School Tax Free Weekend

Aug 3, 2023

Missouri Back to School Tax Free Weekend

Get ready to save some money this weekend in Missouri! It’s the annual Back-to-School Sales Tax Holiday, but this year is a little different. Cities and counties will not be able to opt-out of the sales tax holiday as it applies to state and local sales taxes. Certain back-to-school purchases, such as clothing, school supplies, … Continue reading Missouri Back to School Tax Free Weekend

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Truck Less Than 2 Hours After Being Released from Jail

Aug 3, 2023

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Truck Less Than 2 Hours After Being Released from Jail

The good news is he already knows how to make license plates for his next vehicle. Read the about persistent perp HERE! Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash

Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!

Aug 2, 2023

Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!

She could have just dumped him via text, but maybe she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.😳💔 Read the painful breakup details HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash

Posh Geezers Punch It Out Over Oysters and Wine in the Hamptons

Aug 1, 2023

Posh Geezers Punch It Out Over Oysters and Wine in the Hamptons

RICH GUY FIGHT! We ask for Musk-Zuckerberg. Instead we get a moneyed elderly melee. 👴🤜🤕 Details of the dustup HERE. Photo by Jessie McCall on Unsplash

Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy

Jul 31, 2023

Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy

They threw the bananas, and split. 🍌💨🤾 Read all the fruity facts HERE! Photo credit: Photo by matthew Feeney on Unsplash

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Woman convicted for nagging her husband

Jul 28, 2023

Woman convicted for nagging her husband

Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…METH?!?

Jul 27, 2023

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…METH?!?

An Alabama fast food felon serves up an unhappy meal. The supersized stupid story HERE! Photo credit: Photo by amirali mirhashemian on Unsplash

US Customs Finds Cocaine in Cheese Wheels

Jul 25, 2023

US Customs Finds Cocaine in Cheese Wheels

Cocaine in cheese just isn’t fair. I mean, isn’t cheese addicting enough on its own?! 🧀🥴 Read the full story here. Photo by Alexander Maasch on Unsplash

Transmitter Maintenance Notification

Jun 1, 2023

Transmitter Maintenance Notification

Classic Hits 93.9 is currently experiencing some technical issues with our transmitter, and will be running at reduced power until the issues are corrected. This means some of you may be experiencing issues hearing your favorite music. Now would be a great time to try listening online, through our website at: www.939classichits.comYou may also stream … Continue reading Transmitter Maintenance Notification

Text to Win Weekend – Three Dog Night at Kansas Crossing Casino

Jun 1, 2023

Text to Win Weekend – Three Dog Night at Kansas Crossing Casino

Classic Hits 93.9 is proud to welcome Three Dog Night to the Corral Outdoor Stage, at Kansas Crossing Casino, in Pittsburg, on Saturday night, June 10. Classic Hits 93.9 is giving away tickets to the show all this weekend! Listen for the ticket window to open. When it does, you’ll receive a “code word.” Text … Continue reading Text to Win Weekend – Three Dog Night at Kansas Crossing Casino

Text to Win Weekend – Blue Oyster Cult at Buffalo Run Casino

May 18, 2023

Text to Win Weekend – Blue Oyster Cult at Buffalo Run Casino

Win a pair of tickets to see Blue Oyster Cult in the Peoria Showplace at Buffalo Run Casino on Friday, May 26th! Listen for the “Text to Win Ticket Window” to open Saturday at 10am, 1pm and 4pm and again Sunday at 11am and 4pm. You will have one hour to text the word we … Continue reading Text to Win Weekend – Blue Oyster Cult at Buffalo Run Casino

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