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Aug 25, 2023
Man Arrested for DUI in a Toy Car
“Sir, do you know how fast you weren’t going?” The Easy Reader details HERE! Photo by Alan Rodriguez on Unsplash
Aug 25, 2023
Facebook Users: Get Your Share of 725 Million
Today (August 25) is the deadline to cash in Facebook’s privacy settlement. Facebook’s parent company, Meta, agreed to pay $725 million to settle a class-action lawsuit that accused the company of sharing user data or making it accessible to third parties without users’ permission. The settlement stems from multiple lawsuits that were brought against Facebook … Continue reading Facebook Users: Get Your Share of 725 Million
Aug 24, 2023
Minor League Team Hosts Elaine Dance Contest
It’s uncomfortable and amazing at the same time! Check out the sick moves HERE! Photo by Ardian Lumi on Unsplash
Aug 24, 2023
Missouri’s New Hands-Free Driving Law Begins August 28
Missouri’s new “Hands-Free Driving Law” begins Monday, August 28. Make sure you stay on the right side of the law. Find out what you need to know HERE!
Aug 24, 2023
Georgia Man is King of the Porch Pirates
Watch your step in this neighborhood. The story of the “purloined portico” HERE! Photo by Imad92 Asad on Unsplash
Aug 23, 2023
Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation
Turns out there’s nothing mysterious going on. The compilation is for 5-year-olds – basically like a British Kidz Bop! With that in mind, it’s not hard to see how lyrics like, “Left alone with big fat Fanny / She was such a naughty nanny / Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of … Continue reading Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation
Aug 23, 2023
Ever watned your own Hot Dog Straw
Ever wished for the feel of drinking through a real hot dog straw, without the aftertaste?🤔❓🤨 Find out how to get your own FREE “Hot Dog” Straw HERE!
Aug 23, 2023
Airline Pilot Attacks Parking Lot Gate with Axe
Apparently, he wanted to get home, chop-chop.🪓😡 Cut right to the details HERE! Photo by Brands&People on Unsplash
Aug 22, 2023
A Floppy Headed T-Rex 100 Yard Race
The 2023 T-Rex World Championships happened in Washington on Sunday. This is what’s been missing from Jurassic Park movies. Check out pictures of what may be the funniest race ever! Photo by Alex Conradt on Unsplash
Aug 22, 2023
Arson Suspect Had Baby Ducks in His Pants
Police had to be wondering “What the DUCK is going on here?!” Read about the daffy dimwit HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash
Aug 21, 2023
Missouri Cat Set Guinness World Record for Jumping Rope
He achieved the impawsible!🐱 See the world record jump HERE! Photo by Kanashi on Unsplash
Aug 21, 2023
Wanted man arrested when he applies for job with police department.
Proof that “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” isn’t necessarily the best advice in all cases. The exhausting details HERE! Photo by niu niu on Unsplash