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Apr 1, 2026

Drunken Airport Debacle

In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle

Mar 27, 2026

Cassette Comeback

Cassettes are officially cool again! And Maxell’s cashing in on it. They’ve just brought back their classic personal tape player, but this time, it’s got Bluetooth, USB-C charging, and yes… a headphone jack. Imagine that—a jack, in 2026. The battery lasts about 11 hours, which is plenty of time to relive your teenage heartbreak mixtape. … Continue reading Cassette Comeback

Mar 20, 2026

New Leader in Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Vote

Phil Collins was cruising at the top of the Rock Hall fan vote — until New Edition strolled in and said, “Hold my microphone.” The R&B legends just bumped Phil from the number one spot. Collins is still in the mix, along with P!nk, Luther Vandross, Sade, and Billy Idol, but the fans are clearly … Continue reading New Leader in Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Vote

Mar 18, 2026

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Mar 18, 2026

Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

Mar 13, 2026

Snake Yoga

So puppy yoga, kitten yoga and goat yoga have all had their moment — but leave it to Portland, Oregon to keep it weird and say, “You know what this needs? Snakes.” A reptile shop that already offers turtle shell waxing and tortoise spa days, is now hosting snake yoga. Owner Dru Morales came up … Continue reading Snake Yoga

Mar 11, 2026

How To Avoid Facebook Marketplace Scams

Facebook Marketplace is kind of like a giant online yard sale: lots of great finds, plus a few people trying to walk off with your wallet. You don’t have to avoid it, you just have to stop shopping like a target. Start with the profile. If the seller has no picture, almost no photos, weird … Continue reading How To Avoid Facebook Marketplace Scams

Mar 9, 2026

Man Steals Flamingo from Vegas Hotel

Many hotel guests take the complimentary soap or shampoo, maybe a towel. This guy from Canada — Mitchell Fairbarn — went full Vegas at 5 a.m. and decided the best souvenir would be… a real flamingo. From the Flamingo Hotel. You can’t make this up. Security cameras caught him sneaking into the bird habitat, snatching … Continue reading Man Steals Flamingo from Vegas Hotel

Mar 6, 2026

Are these the 20 Worst Lyrics in Music History?

Sometimes it’s not that we misheard the lyric—it’s that the lyric was strange to begin with. What’s one you just can’t take seriously? HERE is a list of what some believe to be the 20 WORST lyrics of All-Time! Photo by www.kaboompics.com

Mar 3, 2026

We’re Counting On Coffee To Survive Time Change

Turns out coffee isn’t just part of the morning… it IS the morning. People are literally scheduling their sleep around caffeine. A new survey says 47% of us actually go to bed earlier just so we have more time for coffee in the morning. As daylight saving time hits, 70% of coffee drinkers are stressing … Continue reading We’re Counting On Coffee To Survive Time Change

Feb 25, 2026

Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Nominees Announced

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame just dropped its Class of 2026 nominees—basically a playlist that looks like someone hit shuffle on every decade since 1979. We’ve got Billy Idol, Phil Collins, INXS, Melissa Etheridge, Mariah Carey, New Edition, and even Luther Vandross finally getting some overdue love. It’s one of the most random—and … Continue reading Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Nominees Announced

Feb 17, 2026

Shamrock Season Returns, Supports RMHC of the Four States

It’s that magical time of year when McDonald’s turns minty again. The Shamrock Shake is back! That green blend of vanilla soft serve, mint syrup, and whipped topping? Classic. Been around since 1970. And if you want to go deluxe, the OREO Shamrock McFlurry is tagging along — same minty vibe, extra cookie crunch. Here’s … Continue reading Shamrock Season Returns, Supports RMHC of the Four States