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Mar 15, 2024
Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages
Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash
Mar 12, 2024
Man Attacked With Coconut
WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash
Mar 7, 2024
Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat
As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Feb 23, 2024
Carjacked By German Shepherds
They just wanted to go bye-bye. More on the most adorable crime ever HERE! Photo by St. Petersburg Florida PD/Facebook
Feb 2, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Giant Snoop Dog Bobblehead
Those margaritas must’ve been WAY too strong! More on the Calvin Broadus bobblehead bandit bust HERE! (The 20 second video from the Lee County Sherriff in the story is worth the watch.)
Dec 15, 2023
I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO
It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash
Dec 7, 2023
Man Hits Wife With Sausage
You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash
Dec 5, 2023
Florida Man Arrested Waring ‘I just got out of prison’ T-shirt
It was a crime of fashion! Read all about his fashion (and criminal) faux pas HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash
Nov 30, 2023
Woman Eats Counterfeit Money
She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2023
Man Busted for Assault With Oreos
Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash
Nov 10, 2023
Man Found With 5 Gators In Tub
Has anyone seen his cat? More on the moist miniature meanies HERE! Photo by Amber Kipp on Unsplash