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Nov 21, 2023

Lamppost Injures 3 At Disneyland

Someone just got a FastPass to “Settlementland.” More about how they were knocked Goofy HERE! Photo by steven lozano on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2023

POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY

“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash

Oct 13, 2023

Cemetary Worker Falls Into Grave

In fairness, cemeteries are designed to put people into the ground, not take them out. Read the details of the emergency exhumation HERE! Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

Fast Food Worker Fires On Family After Curly Fries Argument

Texas is gonna do Texas stuff. Details on the “drive-by drive-thru” HERE! Photo by micheile henderson on Unsplash

Sep 5, 2023

Alleged Drunk Driver Unwittingly Calls 911 on Himself

Play stupid games ya win stupid prizes. More on the drunk dialing dimwit HERE! Photo by Johan Funke on Unsplash

Aug 28, 2023

Five Women Arrested for Clogging A Toilet

Two years ago, the price of that toilet paper would have seen them charged with grand larceny. Read about the weirdest “Girls Night Out” ever HERE! Photo by Curology on Unsplash

Aug 1, 2023

Posh Geezers Punch It Out Over Oysters and Wine in the Hamptons

RICH GUY FIGHT! We ask for Musk-Zuckerberg. Instead we get a moneyed elderly melee. 👴🤜🤕 Details of the dustup HERE. Photo by Jessie McCall on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2023

Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy

They threw the bananas, and split. 🍌💨🤾 Read all the fruity facts HERE! Photo credit: Photo by matthew Feeney on Unsplash

Jul 26, 2023

Half-wit Huffer Blows Out Car Windows

And that’s how you play “Oppenheimer: The Home Game.”💥🚗🤕 The explosive details HERE. Photo credit: Alexander Krivitskiy