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Jun 19, 2024

Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”

So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash

Jun 12, 2024

She was Left Holding the Bag. The Very Heavy Bag.

A woman was apprehended at the Chicago Midway International Airport with nearly 62 pounds of cocaine. It would have been half that, but her partner in crime ditched her. Read the story HERE. Photo by Daniel von Appen on Unsplash

Jun 11, 2024

You Stay Classy, News Anchor

A news anchor with a history of on air bird calls and rude hand gestures falls victim to an unreliable teleprompter. Check out the story and video HERE! Photo by Steve Lord on Unsplash

Jun 7, 2024

Half-Naked Man Drives Into Jail

He might have no brain cells, but he’ll be spending plenty of time in jail cells. He was half-naked, but we have the whole story and video HERE! Photo by Melanie Wasser on Unsplash

Jun 3, 2024

Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails

She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash

May 24, 2024

Clown Arrested for Prostitution

He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash

May 22, 2024

Cheating Man Outed By Dog, Thong

Guess he’s … in the doghouse. More on the how this doggone cheater got busted HERE! Photo by Sophie Elvis on Unsplash

May 20, 2024

Man Tips Port-A-Potty, Traps 2

A crime where the victims were under arrestroom. More on the potty pushing punk HERE! Photo by Levi Meir Clancy on Unsplash

May 3, 2024

Bowling Alley Brawl

There were a lot of strikes and somebody was framed. We spare no details in the full story, including video, HERE! Photo by IBRAHIM AL JARUSHI on Unsplash

Apr 29, 2024

Boat Thief Tries Dodging Cops Dressed As Dame

Cue up Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” More on the cross-dressing con HERE! Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash

Apr 23, 2024

Woman Calls Cops To Report Bad Meth

She believed that the local sheriff operated a Better Illegal Business Bureau. More about the jaded jilted junkie HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Apr 15, 2024

Man Lost Cat, Goes To Court Naked

He showed up to court without his legal briefs. More on this international flavored mad-lib HERE! Photo by Brooke Cagle on Unsplash