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Nov 16, 2023
Plane Forced To Land After Horse On Board Gets Loose
Was his name Pegasus by chance? Read more about the perturbed plane bound pony HERE! Photo by Daniel Bonilla on Unsplash
Nov 15, 2023
Santa Train Driver High On Meth
That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash
Nov 14, 2023
Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane
Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash
Nov 13, 2023
Marked for Stupidity
A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash
Nov 10, 2023
Man Found With 5 Gators In Tub
Has anyone seen his cat? More on the moist miniature meanies HERE! Photo by Amber Kipp on Unsplash
Nov 9, 2023
Tuba Player Punches Heckler
Tuba players know how to handle blowhards. More about the Oom-pah-pah, Oom-pah-pow incident HERE! Photo by Curioso Photography on Unsplash
Nov 8, 2023
Break Up With Fruitcake
Chef Duff Goldman has created a few new holiday recipes that you can use in place of fruitcake. Click HERE to unlock the new Merry Menu items! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash
Nov 8, 2023
Otters Attack Swimming Man
Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash
Nov 8, 2023
Veterans Day Parade Saturday
Joplin’s 36th annual Veterans Day Parade is this Saturday at 10am, down Main street, hosted by American Legion Post 13. You’re invited to come out and enjoy the parade, starting at 10 am, and salute the veterans and our community. More parade details HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash
Nov 7, 2023
Batman Flees After Shooting
Because he’s the hero Bellingham WA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Read about the capture of the cosplay criminal HERE! Photo by Ali Kokab on Unsplash
Nov 6, 2023
The Beatles LAST Song
Now and Then. The question everyone is asking…Have you heard it yet? If not, you can listen HERE! Photo by IJ Portwine on Unsplash
Nov 6, 2023
Police Raid Finds $200K of Legos
Police have a lot to build a case with, now that they’ve put the pieces together. Read how cops busted the blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash