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Dec 4, 2023
Severed Finger Found in Salad
That manager’s putting too much of herself into her work. More about the new “finger food” menu HERE! Photo by Olena Bohovyk on Unsplash
Dec 1, 2023
Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can
Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Nov 30, 2023
Woman Eats Counterfeit Money
She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash
Nov 29, 2023
There’s A FLY In My Colonoscopy
Further proving there is no such thing as a routine medical procedure. Get the buzz from Missouri HERE! Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash
Nov 28, 2023
The Disneyland Streaker
Some Dumbo got Goofy and pulled a Donald Duck. Read the naked truth HERE! Photo by Kin Li on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2023
Man Busted for Assault With Oreos
Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash
Nov 24, 2023
Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times
How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash
Nov 23, 2023
Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm
Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash
Nov 22, 2023
Black Friday Jingle Jam
Classic Hits 93.9, the Four States “Official Christmas Station” presents “The Black Friday Jingle Jam.” Friday, November 24th, We’re giving you 24 hours of non-stop holiday favorites to get you in a festive spirit. Plus, you get to help us pick the Christmas favorites that we play using the Classic Hits 93.9 Mobile app or … Continue reading Black Friday Jingle Jam
Nov 22, 2023
Holiday Train Coming to Joplin and Pittsburg
The CPKC Holiday Train is making stops in Joplin and Pittsburg on Tuesday. There will be a holiday show with on stage music performances. Find more details and the schedule HERE!
Nov 22, 2023
Man Robs Bank With Pringles
Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Nov 21, 2023
$925 Skirt Looks Like A Towel
What in the name of gym class is going on here? Read more about the fashion choice more questionable than socks with sandals HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash