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Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Jul 16, 2026

Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police

Oct 7, 2024

Bank Robber On The Run Busted Eating Chinese Food

Of course, he was hungry again by the time they got him booked into the station. The complete tale of the “ravenous robber” HERE! Photo by Debbie Tea on Unsplash

May 6, 2024

Bank Robber Escapes on Bus

A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2024

Attempted Bank Heist with Translator App

Attempted bank robbery translates to 3-5 years minimum. More on this “unspeakable” crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2024

Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank

So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Dec 20, 2023

Bank Robber Too Stoned To Ask For Money

This guy must so suck at Wheel of Fortune. The cautionary tale of why you don’t get stoned at “work” HERE! Photo by LeVan Smith III on Unsplash