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Jul 29, 2026

Boobies, Doobies and Uzis

Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis

May 20, 2026

Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

Revenge is usually served cold… but apparently in Louisiana, it comes fully torched. So this baker near New Orleans makes this massive, $600 almond cake—feeds like 75 people. The boyfriend, Jonathan, designed the whole thing. Big party, all-black theme, gold accents… very extra. Only problem? His girlfriend paid for it. And right before pickup, she … Continue reading Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

Mar 14, 2025

Babe Brains Boyfriend With Salsa

Turns out, salsa isn’t just for tacos—it’s now evidence in an assault case. More on this salsa slinging señora HERE! Photo by Keverne Denahan

Mar 5, 2025

Rejected Dinner Leads To Stabbing

As if this wasn’t bad enough, there are plenty of leftovers. The whole story’s got more spice than her cooking! Read it HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Mar 3, 2025

Woman Locks Boyfriend In Storage Unit

She took “out of sight, out of mind” way too seriously. How a woman’s solution to relationship problems landed her behind bars HERE! Photo by Steve Johnson

Aug 16, 2024

Woman Hits Boyfriend With Car On the Way To Couples Therapy

Sounds like this dude dodged a bullet! Even if he couldn’t dodge the car… More about the impact the incident had on their relationship HERE! Photo by Will Creswick on Unsplash

Mar 25, 2024

Pastor Hires Hitman to Take Down Daughter’s Beau

Sounds like he needs a refresher on the Good Book. More on the homicidal holy man HERE! Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2024

Boyfriend Beaten With Xmas Tree

And you thought getting hit by a switch was bad as a kid. More regarding the Christmas Eve clocking HERE! Photo by Simon Berger on Unsplash

Aug 2, 2023

Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!

She could have just dumped him via text, but maybe she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.😳💔 Read the painful breakup details HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash