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May 13, 2025

Bear Busts Into 7 Cars in 1 Night

Forget cat burglars-Colorado’s got a bear burglar. More about his night of bear-eaking and entering HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2024

2 Crooks With Same Name Go On Crime Spree

At least it made the job easier for whoever filled out the arrest report. More on both bungling Bernie burglars HERE! Photo courtesy: Warwickshire Police / SWNS

Jul 24, 2024

Burglars Steal Toilet

These unknown crooks put the JOHN in John Doe. Plunge into the dark world of toilet theft HERE. Photo by Alex Simpson on Unsplash

Mar 21, 2024

Burglars Demand High-Value Cat

We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash

Dec 12, 2023

Burglar Armed with Pizza Slicer

“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you into eight beautifully uniform pieces!” More on the Great Value cauliflower crust pizza of burglars HERE! Photo by Parker Hilton on Unsplash

Aug 8, 2023

Texas Cops Wigging Out Over “Hair Heists”

And when they catch the perps, there will be… hell toupee. Find all the hair raising details HERE! Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash