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Jun 19, 2026

Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

So stupid isn’t reserved to just Florida. In Canada, some dude in the Northwest Territories is now facing charges for… impaired kayaking. (Betting that’s a sentence no one expected to hear today.) Police say he allegedly stole a kayak, took it out on a lake, and — this is the detail that really ties it … Continue reading Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

Mar 9, 2026

Man Steals Flamingo from Vegas Hotel

Many hotel guests take the complimentary soap or shampoo, maybe a towel. This guy from Canada — Mitchell Fairbarn — went full Vegas at 5 a.m. and decided the best souvenir would be… a real flamingo. From the Flamingo Hotel. You can’t make this up. Security cameras caught him sneaking into the bird habitat, snatching … Continue reading Man Steals Flamingo from Vegas Hotel

Oct 25, 2024

Drunk American Didn’t Know He Was In Canada

When your night out turns into an international incident, you need help. More on this drunken Dudley Do-Wrong HERE! Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash

Oct 17, 2024

Busted Toting Turtles to Canada

Life as a turtle smuggler is a slow road to nowhere. More on the failed shell game HERE! Photo by Joshua J. Cotten on Unsplash

Sep 9, 2024

Suspect Attempts Escape Driving OVER Police Cruiser

What in the name of “Bigfoot” is going on here?!? More on the most thrilling drive-thru incident in the history of Canada HERE! Photo by Andrea F on Unsplash

Jul 1, 2024

Everyone Agrees – Nobody Wants This Guy

A Canadian man made history for being the first candidate to receive zero votes in a contested election. Read how it happened, and why it’s not a big surprise, here. Photo by Element5 Digital on Unsplash

May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash