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Aug 21, 2026

Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief

Aug 4, 2026

Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Cops in Miami-Dade pick up Christopher Chiofalo — a man they are VERY familiar with, because he’s been arrested almost 20 times. They take him down to the station and cue up the security video from a Cuban restaurant that got hit back on July 25th. He watches it for a second and goes, “Oh … Continue reading Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Apr 14, 2026

Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

Feb 17, 2026

Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

A political debate turned into a pastry war at Cape Coral’s Four Mile Ecological Preserve. Police say David Sternal got into it with a city employee and allegedly fired off a cupcake mid-argument — yes, weaponized frosting. Officers found Sternal nearby in a gazebo, reportedly still frosted, claiming the other guy started it. Police described … Continue reading Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

Aug 21, 2025

Man In Jester Outfit Threatens Neighbor With Dagger

What happens when medieval mischief meets modern-day mayhem? More on this comical costume caper with a sharp twist HERE!

May 14, 2025

Man Breaks Into Police Station

Why wait to get arrested when you can just show up? More on this Aussie’s unorthodox choice for midnight mischief HERE. Photo by Tolu Akinyemi 🇳🇬 on Unsplash

May 1, 2025

Man Steals Firetruck, Takes Joyride

A ride that starts in a stolen firetruck and ends with a ride in a police car. How a firetruck ended up the getaway vehicle in an joyride gone wrong HERE!

Jan 7, 2025

Police Seek Psychic Shop Vandal

Turns out, mystics can’t read criminal intent. More on this mystic mischief HERE! Photo by Scott Rodgerson on Unsplash

Jul 10, 2024

Police Chief Fired, Office Reeked Of Weed

Perhaps the town wasn’t very clear on the job description for Chief of Police. More on the Chief of BRO-lice HERE! Photo by Stephen Hocking on Unsplash