Stupid News
Results for “chocolate”
Mar 31, 2026
The Great Kit Kat Kaper
Somewhere in Europe, there’s a thief surrounded by twelve tons of KitKats. A truck carrying more than 400,000 bars vanished somewhere between Italy and Poland, and Nestlé’s still trying to figure out who took their chocolate road trip a little too literally. The missing truck hasn’t turned up, and Nestlé says the great candy caper … Continue reading The Great Kit Kat Kaper
Oct 28, 2025
Chocolate Prices A Terror This Halloween
The treats are getting trickier this Halloween. Why chocolate’s the real ghost this Halloween HERE!
Apr 4, 2025
Baby Eats Grandpa’s Ashes
Grandpa always loved being close to family. Learn how a family heirloom turns into an unexpected snack HERE! Photo by cottonbro studio
Feb 3, 2025
Man Jailed For Bologna Battery
A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash
Jan 10, 2025
Woman Busted Smuggling Chocolate
How much you want to bet the evidence goes “missing”? More on the best worst smuggler in the world, bar none, HERE! Photo by Tetiana Bykovets on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Dec 21, 2023
Pesky Saint Petersburg Punk Popped for Petulant Poultry Pelting
Here’s chicken in your eye! Story and mugshot here. Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2023
Man Busted for Assault With Oreos
Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash