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Sep 23, 2026

Booze Blew A Fuse Over Long Line, Pulled Pistol

Woman pulls a pistol after a long wait at a checkout line

Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Feb 4, 2025

Stripper Attacks 7-11 Clerk with Banana

From pole dances to banana battery – a career pivot nobody saw coming. Find out where the “Banana Bandita” will perform next HERE! Photo by Mike Dorner on Unsplash

Apr 5, 2024

Walgreen’s Clerk Attack With Bible

Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck. More on the Florida Bible thumper HERE! Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash