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Feb 10, 2026

Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist

Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn’t exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire… on a unicycle… in a crosswalk. They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du … Continue reading Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist

Aug 12, 2025

Colorado Sewer Bears

Storm drains: not just for rain anymore. More about the hairy clog even Drano can’t fix HERE.

May 13, 2025

Bear Busts Into 7 Cars in 1 Night

Forget cat burglars-Colorado’s got a bear burglar. More about his night of bear-eaking and entering HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash

Mar 26, 2025

The Finger Gun Bandit

Armed with his imagination and a lot of nerve, read how this robbery suspect landed in real handcuffs HERE! Mugshot: CSPD Photo by Jan Antonin Kolar on Unsplash

Feb 20, 2025

Men Try To Use Cannon To Launch Drugs Into Prison

It beats smuggling it in the USUAL way. More about this pair of loose cannons HERE! Photo by Pixabay

Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police

Mar 5, 2024

Cops Nab Suspect On Toilet

They caught this dude on the can. And now he’ll be spending some time IN the can. More about the punk literally caught with his pants down HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash

Jan 4, 2024

Robber Busted Waiting for Uber Getaway Car

If you’re this stupid, just call the cops yourself, they’ll be more than happy to give you a free ride! Read more about the bonehead burglar’s offbeat escape plan HERE! Photo by Viktor Avdeev on Unsplash

Oct 6, 2023

Grasshoppers Consume Cannabis Crop

It’s a vicious cycle. The grasshoppers eat some, get the munchies, and then want to eat lots more. The story of the hopped up hoppers HERE! Photo by Boris Smokrovic on Unsplash

Aug 23, 2023

Airline Pilot Attacks Parking Lot Gate with Axe

Apparently, he wanted to get home, chop-chop.🪓😡 Cut right to the details HERE! Photo by Brands&People on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2023

Driving Instructor Drives Into Driving School

To the driver’s credit, the school’s sign above the front door says ‘Learn to Drive,’ and not ‘Learn to Park.’ Find the irony laden account of the events HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Aug 3, 2023

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Truck Less Than 2 Hours After Being Released from Jail

The good news is he already knows how to make license plates for his next vehicle. Read the about persistent perp HERE! Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash