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Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Mar 20, 2026

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

In Newark, New Jersey, a guy decides he’s gonna rob an Ecuadorian restaurant—using Google Translate. Yeah. His big plan was to type his stickup note into the app, hit “translate to Spanish,” and show it to the cashier. Very 21st century of him. He even ordered a coffee first, because apparently caffeine is key to … Continue reading Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Nov 7, 2025

Purdue Peanut Butter Pedestrian

Guess things really DO get weird after midterms. The story that has left everyone hungry for answers HERE!

Sep 17, 2024

God Tells Woman To Steal From WalMart

So He’s just kidding about the 8th Commandment? More on how the Lord giveth, and the Lord says, “Taketh away” HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Mar 26, 2024

Man Escapes Prison, Hit By Car

He quickly learned life is hard on the outside. More on how he became a casualty to karma HERE! Photo by Sanjeevan SatheesKumar on Unsplash

Dec 28, 2023

Somebody Crack a Window!

On second thought, better keep it closed. A town in New Zealand is trying to de-stink before the Juicy Festival comes to town! Read the story. Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash