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Jul 1, 2026
Better Party Bites to Bring This 4th
Showing up to a Fourth of July party empty-handed? LAME! Showing up with a sad bag of chips? Somehow worse. If you want to look like you have your life together, bring something that actually helps. Start easy: a little host gift. Flowers already in a vase, a chilled bottle of something bubbly, or even … Continue reading Better Party Bites to Bring This 4th
Apr 14, 2026
Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
Feb 17, 2026
Shamrock Season Returns, Supports RMHC of the Four States
It’s that magical time of year when McDonald’s turns minty again. The Shamrock Shake is back! That green blend of vanilla soft serve, mint syrup, and whipped topping? Classic. Been around since 1970. And if you want to go deluxe, the OREO Shamrock McFlurry is tagging along — same minty vibe, extra cookie crunch. Here’s … Continue reading Shamrock Season Returns, Supports RMHC of the Four States
Feb 2, 2026
Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
It’s Groundhog Day! So apparently the internet decided to settle a question no one asked: which holiday mascot would win in a massive brawl? Nearly 4,000 people weighed in, because of course they did. Punxsutawney Phil clocked in with 11%, which means folks think the weather rodent could actually throw paws. But not enough to take … Continue reading Holiday Mascot Battle Royale
Jan 19, 2026
How To Cope With Blue Monday
So apparently, every third Monday in January is “Blue Monday” — supposedly the most depressing day of the year. Why? Because by now, our New Year’s resolutions have collapsed, the credit card bills have arrived, and it’s still winter… everywhere. The whole idea wasn’t dreamt up by some doom-obsessed scientist, but by a UK travel … Continue reading How To Cope With Blue Monday
Jan 8, 2026
Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One
Girl Scout cookie season is here! Yes, Thin Mints are back to test our willpower, along with Caramel deLites, Peanut Butter Patties, and now… a newcomer crashing the party — the Exploremores. They’ve got chocolate, marshmallow, and toasted almond crème — basically rocky road in cookie form. And sure, we had to say goodbye to … Continue reading Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One
Dec 30, 2025
Foods That Bring New Year Luck
New Year’s is not the time to mess with bad luck—so we’re cramming our plate full of good‑fortune foods. Seriously, who couldn’t use a little extra prosperity with their champagne? Let’s start with the Southern classics: black‑eyed peas, greens, and cornbread. That’s pennies, dollars, and gold—aka, “don’t check my bank account” insurance. Then there are … Continue reading Foods That Bring New Year Luck
Jul 15, 2025
ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust
These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook
Feb 3, 2025
Man Jailed For Bologna Battery
A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash
Oct 11, 2024
Cookie Monster Caught Speeding
C is for cookie, but it also stands criminal. More on this malicious Muppet ignoring the “Sesame Street” signs HERE! Photo by Jared Berg on Unsplash
Jul 17, 2024
Man Arrested for Throwing Doritos
As they say Cheetos never win. More on the chip chucking chucklehead HERE! Photo by Tamas Pap on Unsplash
Feb 21, 2024
Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas
“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash