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Apr 14, 2026

Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

Jul 15, 2025

ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust

These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Oct 11, 2024

Cookie Monster Caught Speeding

C is for cookie, but it also stands criminal. More on this malicious Muppet ignoring the “Sesame Street” signs HERE! Photo by Jared Berg on Unsplash

Jul 17, 2024

Man Arrested for Throwing Doritos

As they say Cheetos never win. More on the chip chucking chucklehead HERE! Photo by Tamas Pap on Unsplash

Feb 21, 2024

Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas

“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2023

Man Busted for Assault With Oreos

Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash