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Jul 9, 2026

Bigfoot Body, Bold Claims + DNA?

So there’s a guy calling himself “Snake the Bigfoot Hunter” who says he’s finally cracked the case on Sasquatch. His real name is Charles Stuart, but “Snake” sounds way cooler, so we’ll go with that. Anyway, he claims he found Bigfoot’s remains in upstate New York back in 2024. Not a footprint… not a blurry … Continue reading Bigfoot Body, Bold Claims + DNA?

Dec 30, 2025

Car Thief Says He Was “Beamed” Into Car

Honestly, that’s a WAY cooler excuse than “I stole it.” More science fiction…Florida man style HERE!

Oct 13, 2025

Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat

He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!

Sep 17, 2025

Chef Busted For Boosting Banks

His menu might soon feature prison mash and mystery meat. How he went from the kitchen to the cooler HERE!

Jan 22, 2024

Inmate Escapes During Snowstorm, Surrenders Less Than An Hour Later

Out of the deep freeze and into the cooler. More on the snowman HERE! Photo by Nathan Wolfe on Unsplash