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Jul 3, 2026
Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
A Florida woman gets pulled over last weekend. Sunrise Saturday morning, weaving a little, allegedly not super cooperative. Ends up getting arrested after resisting a deputy and heads off to jail. Now comes intake, where they run her through one of those scanners that basically says, “Hey… something’s not quite right here.” Specifically, her “lower … Continue reading Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
Jun 23, 2026
Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
So this guy in South L.A. decides the best way to impress his date is to fire up his Mercedes and start doing donuts. You know… tires squealing, smoke everywhere, full bad boy behind the wheel energy. Only problem? He picked a parking lot directly in front of a California Highway Patrol office. Not near … Continue reading Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
May 8, 2026
Furious Football Fan Stomps Student
A Tuesday evening youth football game in Fort Myers basically turned into “Football Frenzy” when a brawl broke out on the field. Parents come pouring in… and that’s where things go sideways. One mom, Renee Lambert, allegedly runs onto the field and starts kicking a 13-year-old player from the other team… while he’s already on … Continue reading Furious Football Fan Stomps Student
Oct 10, 2025
Guy Shows Up to Jail, Thermos Up His Butt
Those “weird things found in Florida” lists just got updated. The story of an X-ray that will make you spit out your coffee HERE.
Jul 10, 2025
Tweaked Out Trolly Thief Takes Florida Tourists for Birthday Joyride
Who needs a birthday card when you can get a court date instead? More about the birthday bash that’ll be the talk of Key West for a while HERE. Photos: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office/Conch Tour Train via Facebook
Jun 23, 2025
Man Robs Bank Of One Dollar
Who knew you could buy fifteen minutes of fame—and a court date for a dollar? More on this not-so-grand theft HERE!
Jun 11, 2025
Man On First Date Wrecks 5 Cop Cars
When a first date goes wrong, it usually means awkward silence. Not this time. More on the man who sets the bar for first date horror stories HERE!
Mar 21, 2025
UPDATE: Mr. Clean & Mrs. Dookie BUSTED
In a follow up to THIS STORY we first reported in January…a downright disgusting diversionary tactics for this shoplifting duo, lands them behind bars. More on their unprecedented and unsanitary criminal act HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2025
Woman’s Date Cancels, She Attacks Him With Hoe
When date night turns into a hoe-down! Read about how she dug deep to express her disappointment with the situation HERE! Mugshot courtesy Polk County Sheriff’s Office Photo by Tim Foster on Unsplash
Oct 1, 2024
Man Steals Vehicle To Make Court Date For Auto Theft
If at first you don’t succeed… More on this Sooner State repeat offender HERE! Photo Credit: Oklahoma Highway Patrol
Jul 1, 2024
Everyone Agrees – Nobody Wants This Guy
A Canadian man made history for being the first candidate to receive zero votes in a contested election. Read how it happened, and why it’s not a big surprise, here. Photo by Element5 Digital on Unsplash
Jun 28, 2024
Woman Throws Tarantula During Fight
She’d make a great Bond villain. More on your unfriendly neighborhood Spider Girl HERE! Photo by Julian Schultz on Unsplash