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Jul 28, 2026

Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

So… apparently the internet has decided the latest “diet trend” is the cyclospora stomach parasite, and doctors are having to say “NOOOOOOOO!” Arizona’s dealing with 36 confirmed cases of cyclospora — yeah, the one sometimes linked to contaminated lettuce — and doctors are now having to say out loud, “please don’t try to get this … Continue reading Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

May 1, 2026

Bee Blitz Brings Beekeeper Bust

A Massachusetts woman really took the phrase “sting operation” a little too literally. Rebecca Woods, beekeeper, clearly not afraid of commitment—showed up to an eviction in Longmeadow with a trailer full of beehives and a plan that can only be described as… bold. Deputies are there to evict a guy from his $1.9 million home, … Continue reading Bee Blitz Brings Beekeeper Bust

Mar 4, 2026

90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?

“Put down the taco seasoning and keep your hands where I can see them!” isn’t something you’d normally hear on a detective show, but that’s now a possibility. There’s this guy in Florida—because of course it’s Florida—who might spend the rest of his life in prison over taco seasoning packets. Not because he loved tacos … Continue reading 90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?

Sep 25, 2024

Chicken Costumed California Cops

Getting a little “cocky” with his job. More on how the SFPD is dealing with dumb clucks HERE! Photo by Luca Ercolani on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2024

Minister Busted for Dealing Meth

More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were. More about the malfeasant minister HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Dec 11, 2023

Drug Dealing Barber Busted By Bald Customers

“I said I wanted it SHORT, not I wanted a SNORT.” More on their close shave with the law HERE! Photo by Marco D’Emilia on Unsplash