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Sep 18, 2025

Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car

It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!

Feb 25, 2025

Drunk Driver Crashes In Same Spot 2 Nights In A Row At Same Time

If only he put this much effort into finding a designated driver! More on the man who didn’t get the memo about ‘learning from your mistakes’ HERE! Photo courtesy of Thurston Co. Sheriff Dept.

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Apr 26, 2024

Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest

Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash

Dec 18, 2023

Drunk Driver Sings Gospel Songs, Wets Herself

She was full of the spirits! The tale of the tinkling trashed troubadour HERE! Photo by Julia Taubitz on Unsplash

Sep 5, 2023

Alleged Drunk Driver Unwittingly Calls 911 on Himself

Play stupid games ya win stupid prizes. More on the drunk dialing dimwit HERE! Photo by Johan Funke on Unsplash