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May 4, 2026

Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Richmond Johnson gets arrested for trespassing around midnight… nothing wild yet. He’s out of jail by 3:30 in the morning. Fresh air, new start, maybe grab a snack—nope. A fire engine pulls up to the jail on a medical call. Johnson thinks, “you know what this night needs? A sequel.” While firefighters are inside, he … Continue reading Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Jul 23, 2025

Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes

He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.

Oct 24, 2024

Man Flees Police With Snake In Pants

Talk about scaling up your problems. More on his attempt to slither away from the law HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Jun 19, 2024

Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”

So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash

Nov 7, 2023

Batman Flees After Shooting

Because he’s the hero Bellingham WA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Read about the capture of the cosplay criminal HERE! Photo by Ali Kokab on Unsplash