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Sep 15, 2025

Humpty Dumpty Kidnapped

Hope police can crack the case. More on this theft isn’t all it’s cracked up to be HERE! Photo: Cape May PD Facebook

Aug 27, 2025

Smokey Bear Kidnapped

He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!

Jul 11, 2025

Shot In Head, Man Escapes Grave, Goes On Snack Run

You can’t keep a good man, or his appetite, down. More on the slushie and snack run of the undead HERE!

Oct 19, 2023

Kidnapers Grab Wrong Guy

If only there was some way to confirm a person’s identity, such as some sort of state-issued license of some kind that included a name and a photo. The triple decker helping of Florida flavored fail HERE! Photo by Creaslim on Unsplash