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Aug 10, 2026

Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl

Two Florida men allegedly turned a dispute over an ex-girlfriend into a showdown involving a hatchet, a machete, and what I can only assume was a very confused grocery list. Police say Everette Krichbaum was sitting in his car when James Gay approached him. Words were exchanged, Krichbaum allegedly pulled a hatchet, and Gay reportedly … Continue reading Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl

Feb 18, 2026

Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It

In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It

Apr 3, 2025

Cinnamon Bun Machete Bandit

A machete and a pastry—two things you wouldn’t expect together. Find out what happens when you’re hangry and out of options HERE! Photo: Buncombe County Detention Facility

Oct 30, 2024

Man Threatens Son With Machete For Forgetting His Birthday

This year’s party theme was apparently ‘Survival of the Fittest!’” We cut right to the story HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash

Mar 15, 2024

Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash