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Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Jan 23, 2026

Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

May 30, 2025

Woman Gets Naked, Blames Michael Jackson

The hotel bar’s never seen a “Thriller” quite like this. More on a completely different type of “Moonwalk” HERE!

Jun 20, 2024

Cops Bust Tire Shop Moonshiner

He wanted to get on “Moonshiners” but ended up on “COPS.” The story of this dimwit distiller HERE! Photo by Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦 on Unsplash