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Aug 11, 2026

Florida Front Porch Gator Guest

In Florida, checking the front porch has become a full-on wildlife documentary. A Palm Bay, Florida family got a late-night motion alert from their garage camera—and found a seven-and-a-half-foot alligator making itself very comfortable right in front of the door. The family watched from the safety of the window as this prehistoric porch pirate crawled … Continue reading Florida Front Porch Gator Guest

Feb 27, 2025

Man Steals UPS Truck, Leads Police On Chase

Bet he wishes he’d stuck to stealing porch packages like a normal punk. Learn how one man’s impromptu delivery route ended in handcuffs HERE! Photo by redcharlie on Unsplash

Dec 26, 2024

Porch Pirate Poaches Bag of Poo

Not quite the “load” he was expecting. More on this crooks cache of colon confetti HERE! Photo by Ron Lach

Aug 24, 2023

Georgia Man is King of the Porch Pirates

Watch your step in this neighborhood. The story of the “purloined portico” HERE! Photo by Imad92 Asad on Unsplash