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Jun 2, 2026

Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Google is asking permission to release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida. Which sounds like the start of a villain origin story… but it’s actually meant to help. The idea is to fight stuff like West Nile, Zika, and dengue by releasing male mosquitoes that have been… basically sabotaged with a natural … Continue reading Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Mar 11, 2026

Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Hitting close to home, last Tuesday, a woman in Springfield, Missouri walked into a random house, poured herself some Fruity Pebbles, and started petting the family dog. Totally normal Tuesday, right? The homeowner’s kid smelled something burning and went downstairs to find a stranger in the kitchen — pantsless, by the way — surrounded by … Continue reading Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Feb 13, 2026

Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox

A delivery driver in Texas apparently got a little too “buzzed” on BuzzBallz and ended up introducing his delivery van to someone’s brick mailbox. Spoiler: the mailbox didn’t make it. This all went down in China Spring, near Waco. A woman saw her poor mailbox take the hit, then chased down the van herself—because of … Continue reading Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox

Sep 19, 2025

Man Robs Disney Eatery, Scubas Away

Who needs a getaway car when you’ve got a snorkel and a frog kick? More on this dine and splash crime HERE!

Aug 19, 2025

Teacher Arrested For DUI On Second Day of School

His school ID photo’s a mugshot. How he went from teaching lessons to learning one HERE!

Aug 12, 2025

Colorado Sewer Bears

Storm drains: not just for rain anymore. More about the hairy clog even Drano can’t fix HERE.

May 1, 2025

Man Steals Firetruck, Takes Joyride

A ride that starts in a stolen firetruck and ends with a ride in a police car. How a firetruck ended up the getaway vehicle in an joyride gone wrong HERE!

Mar 26, 2025

The Finger Gun Bandit

Armed with his imagination and a lot of nerve, read how this robbery suspect landed in real handcuffs HERE! Mugshot: CSPD Photo by Jan Antonin Kolar on Unsplash

Mar 5, 2025

Rejected Dinner Leads To Stabbing

As if this wasn’t bad enough, there are plenty of leftovers. The whole story’s got more spice than her cooking! Read it HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Aug 22, 2024

Man Arrested For Impersonating Pizzeria

Sounds like a real pepperphony. Extra cheesy details HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash