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Jan 21, 2026
Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
At 2:40 in the morning last Friday in Seattle, a 61-year-old homeowner wakes up to find some stranger rummaging through his house. The intruder grabs a kitchen knife, so our homeowner, clearly operating on pure dad instinct, reaches for the next best thing… a frying pan. Yep, cast iron versus kitchen knife. With his 15-year … Continue reading Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan
Jul 1, 2025
Florida Man Arrested After Being Stabbed
During surgery a nurse discovered his ‘secret stash spot’ where he kept his ‘party supplies.’ That’s probably enough euphemisms for a single sentence, right? Read the story here. Photo by mohamad azaam on Unsplash
