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Sep 8, 2026

Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints

Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail

Jul 3, 2026

Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder

A Florida woman gets pulled over last weekend. Sunrise Saturday morning, weaving a little, allegedly not super cooperative. Ends up getting arrested after resisting a deputy and heads off to jail. Now comes intake, where they run her through one of those scanners that basically says, “Hey… something’s not quite right here.” Specifically, her “lower … Continue reading Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder

Jul 2, 2026

Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout

A quick reminder as we approach the holiday weekend: cigarettes and fireworks are not a great combo. Cigarettes and 700 pounds of fireworks, even worse. Out on Whidbey Island in Washington, a guy had been quietly building what neighbors describe as a very not-quiet stockpile of fireworks. We’re talking hundreds of pounds, sitting around his … Continue reading Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout

Feb 27, 2026

Man Controls Robot Vacuum Army

Sammy Azdoufal — a software engineer — came up with a genius idea to control his robot vacuum with a PlayStation controller. Cute little weekend project, right? Except… when he hooked it up, he accidentally gained access to about SEVEN THOUSAND other people’s vacuums. Cameras, microphones, floor maps — the whole “see-inside-your-house” package — spread … Continue reading Man Controls Robot Vacuum Army

Jan 30, 2025

Principal Throws Kegger For Students

Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Sep 18, 2024

Disney, Drugs, and Air Rage

This Dumbo got Goofy on a flight home from Disneyland. All the magical details HERE! Photo by Dean Enkelaar on Unsplash

Mar 11, 2024

Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal

Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash