Dinosaur Duo Detained After Grocery Grudge

Imagine explaining this at Thanksgiving dinner.

Deputies say Scott Harrison and Kayleigh Welch-Harrison showed up at a Georgia supermarket on Halloween dressed as dinosaurs, and allegedly decided the checkout line was survival of the pushiest. 

The dispute? Who was next. Because apparently waiting behind someone’s deli ham is an intolerable indignity.

Investigators say the couple muscled ahead, checked out, and could have waddled into the sunset. Instead, Kayleigh turned back for an encore.
Then, deputies say, Scott shoved her aside, pulled a gun, pointed it at the other customer, and struck them twice with it.
An off-duty correctional officer broke things up. The customer was treated at the scene.
Both costume-clad suspects caught disorderly conduct charges. Scott’s additional charges include felony aggravated assault, battery, reckless conduct, and brandishing a firearm.
All that over a spot in the checkout line.
Apparently, extinction wasn't enough to fix stupid.