Florida Carjacker and French Fry
By thom·June 15, 2026
In Florida Cory Coddington crashed his SUV, stole another car, and you won’t believe what he did at Chick-fil-A.
So, first he crashes his SUV into a tree… and when a woman pulls over to help, he thanks her by stealing her car.
But wait…it somehow gets weirder.
He drives to Chick-fil-A, stumbles in covered in blood, and when someone asks if he’s okay, he goes, “Does it look like I’m okay?”
Fair point, honestly.
Then…he steals a single French fry from a kid. One fry. Not the whole box. Just enough to be personally offensive.
And because the moment needed it, he asks if someone can buy him a milkshake.
No milkshake materializes, so he wanders off to a nearby gas station, where cops finally catch up with him. He puts up a fight, they cuff him, and oh—he’s also carrying a decent stash of ecstasy.
So to recap: crash, carjack, Chick-fil-A fry heist, attempted milkshake sponsorship, and drug charges… all during lunch rush.
Somehow, the smallest crime is the most offensive.
Check out the local news coverage HERE!