Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?”

Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home holding the offending evidence in his bare hand.

Then, according to deputies, he threw it at the husband.

The husband tried to push him back outside, a fight broke out in the carport, and police say Decloedt then hit the man and raised a metal child’s scooter over his head in what is being described as a menacing posture.

So, the lesson here: pick up after the dog. And maybe don’t escalate a driveway disagreement into a poop-flinging, scooter-wielding felony situation.

Decloedt faces charges including aggravated battery, burglary with assault or battery, and simple battery.