Florida Waffle House Meat Missile Attack

Waffle House has seen some things, and remains the go to location for "Poor Decisions Made After Midnight." Especially when you throw "Florida Man" into the mix.

Last week, three Florida men allegedly turned a 4:30 a.m. Waffle House visit into what can only be described as a barely clothed beef stick barrage. 

Police in Seminole say the intoxicated trio, ages 19, 21 and 22, with at least a pair apparently dressed only in underwear, were pounding on the glass and throwing beef sticks at the building.  (Yes, actual beef sticks. Not a euphemism.)

Officers later found the alleged meat missile miscreants sitting outside a nearby laundromat, presumably waiting for the rinse cycle of shame to finish.

They were arrested for disorderly conduct, booked, and released on $150 bond each.

And, naturally, the arrest report leaves the important questions unanswered: What brand of beef sticks? Original? Teriyaki? 

Photo: Seminole Florida PD