Friend Fetch Fails in Felony Fashion

There’s kind of an unspoken rule when you go pick up a buddy from a DWI arrest… maybe don’t show up drunk yourself.

But in New York, Antone Glionna, either missed that memo or thought it was more of a suggestion. He rolls up to the sheriff’s office to grab his friend… and instead of using the public parking lot like a normal human, he drives straight into a restricted area. Bold strategy.

Deputy takes one look, thinks, “Yeah, we’re doing this again,” runs Glionna through a field sobriety test… which he fails. Spectacularly.

Then comes the bonus round: turns out his license was already revoked from a previous DWI.  He was arrested for… yadda yadda yadda…you know the rest.

So now instead of one friend needing a ride home, you’ve got two… and neither of them is driving.