Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
By thom·July 21, 2026
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty.
A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he can’t reach it.
They finally force it open, look inside… nobody there. For a second it’s basically a haunted porta-potty.
Then—out of the tank—a head pops up like Oscar the Grouch having a rough morning.
Turns out he climbed down in there trying to rescue a bottle of Mountain Dew he dropped. And allegedly… he’d been in there for eight hours.
Eight. Hours.
Firefighters had to cut the whole thing open to get him out, hose him down, and probably have a long moment of reflection about career choices.
If this guy is willing to do THIS for a Mountain Dew, we do NOT want to know what he’d do for a Klondike Bar.
Check out the video of the company rep explaining what happened HERE!