Motorcyclist McBusted for McMuffin

Manassas, Virginia police pulled over a motorcyclist, so far in excess of the posted speed limit, it may as well have been written in invisible ink... doing 72 in a 25!

The rider pulled over, knowing he’d been caught red-handed.

Body cam footage shows the cyclist asking the officer, “I was going a little too quick, wasn’t I?”

The officer, not buying the understatement of the century, said, “Yeah, way too quick.”

So why was this two-wheeled speed freak blasting down the street at action movie speeds?  

He told officers, quote: “I was trying to hit the McDonald’s breakfast.”

Apparently, he woke up late, skipped the socks, and instead chose absurd speed. But police gave him the gritty reality check: at 72 miles an hour, the first thing flying off that bike could’ve been him.

He got a reckless-driving ticket—and, one assumes, arrived too late for breakfast. A tragic ending: no socks, no McMuffin, and now a citation that will cost him a lot of extra cheese.

Photo: Manassas City Police X/Photo by Soufiane Rafik on Unsplash