Nude Sooner Scooter Night Rider Busted

A midnight scooter run in Midwest City, OK has one man facing charges, and an explanation that belongs in the Hall of Fame of bad decisions.

Police say Jason Wise was cruising the Country Estates neighborhood after midnight, riding an electric scooter in the altogether. No helmet. No clothes. And apparently, no shame.

A homeowner spotted his bare-bones boulevard boogie, caught it on a security camera, and called police.

Officers found Wise a few blocks away, but say he bolted and hid when they told him to stop. Once cuffed, body cam video shows an officer asking the obvious question: “What the hell are you doing, bro?”

Wise reportedly said he was “just riding around.”

Why naked?

“I was bored.”

Then came the plot twist nobody didn't not expect: “Actually, I’m drunk.”

He’s charged with outraging public decency (Which is different than indecent exposure. Look it up.) and obstructing an officer. Wise posted bond, his court date is pending, and somewhere, that scooter is begging for a disinfectant wipe.

Check out the body cam video footage HERE!

Photo: Midwest City PD/Oklahoma Department Of Corrections