Parent’s Postgame Pit Stop Prompts Police Penalty

Grosse Pointe South beat Bedford 42-0. And it was a blowout in more ways that one. A fan from Bedford allegedly responded by "Going for two."

Police say he slipped into the winning school without permission, wandered past several perfectly good bathrooms, dropped his pants, and left a steaming complaint in the hallway.

His explanation? “Medical emergency.”

Now, medical emergencies happen. But detectives have questions about the scenic route past actual toilets.

And the exit strategy? He peeled off his Bedford sweatshirt and ran. Apparently, school pride was suddenly a removable accessory.

Unfortunately for him, surveillance cameras caught the entire performance. Police identified him and say disorderly conduct charges could follow.

His motive remains unconfirmed. But after a 42–0 shutout, this was certainly one way to make sure Bedford left something on the board. Unfortunately, it was the floorboard.

And that’s why they call it GROSS Pointe.

Photos: Groose Point Farms PD