Restroom Rage Sends Car Into Kroger

Talk about a doorbuster special.

A Texas man needed a potty break, and had to go badly enough to redecorate the front of a Kroger grocery store.

Police in Rosenberg say the driver hit the gas and plowed into a closed Kroger around 4:30 Sunday morning—apparently because nature was calling, the doors were locked, and subtlety had already left the parking lot.

The car tore into the pharmacy entrance, leaving a Texas-sized mess behind. Investigators say the man was steamed because he couldn’t get inside to use the restroom.

He was arrested on criminal mischief charges. No word on injuries, but apparently, when they say "Everything’s Bigger In Texas"… that includes the urgency for a bathroom break.

Photo: Rosenberg Police Department