Road Rage Incident Turns Musical
By thom·June 9, 2026
In Fremont, California, where two drivers were already having a very normal bad day—tailgating, honking, the usual “I will absolutely ruin both our afternoons” energy.
They pull over, get out, and start throwing punches like it’s a deleted scene from a low-budget action movie.
And then—plot twist—one guy reaches into his car… and grabs a ukulele.
Yes. A ukulele.
He proceeds to bonk the other driver over the head with it. Not a tire iron. Not a bat. A tiny, cheerful instrument designed for beach singalongs.
Both guys take off before police show up, which means somewhere out there is a person explaining, “No, seriously… I got hit with a ukulele.”
Cops are investigating it as assault with a deadly weapon, which raises a lot of questions—mainly, how hard do you have to strum to upgrade a ukulele into a weapon?
No word on injuries… or whether the ukulele made it out okay.