Serial Pooper Busted By Drone

So, in the small Wisconsin town of Stoughton, everything is lovely. Except lately, folks kept finding human POO in one of their parks. Every morning, like clockwork. The locals were, understandably, not thrilled.

Police got creative. They set up trail cams, tracked a pattern, and finally sent in a drone. And there she was—caught mid‑squat, like some strange early‑morning ritual. Turns out, she’s a 46‑year‑old woman who’s neither homeless nor having a crisis—she just, apparently, “had a schedule.”

The police cited her for indecent conduct, thanked the drones for their service, and the town can now enjoy its walking paths without… let’s say, unexpected landmines.

Photo courtesy: Stoughton, Wisconsin Police Department Facebook