Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI

A Georgia sheriff just got busted for DUI… by his own deputies. Yeah. Hall County Sheriff Gerald Couch apparently started his morning with a Four Loko at 6 a.m. — because coffee’s overrated, I guess. By eleven, troopers spotted him driving like Mario Kart with a blindfold and followed him home.

When they stopped him, turns out he’d been sipping those giant 24-ounce Bahama Mama cans. Two open ones were riding shotgun. His blood alcohol level? Three times the legal limit. The best part? Those same deputies were already on their way to his house— to repossess his county SUV over earlier “drinking issues.” Talk about timing.

Now folks in town are debating if he should lose his badge or just his keys… again.