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Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Aug 5, 2026

Best Things to Buy In August

With Tax Free weekend coming up, Back-To-School shopping isn’t the only way you can save. August is basically Black Friday in flip-flops. While everybody’s thinking about school supplies and pumpkin spice, retailers are quietly clearing out summer stuff — which is great news if you’re in the mood to save a little cash. First stop: … Continue reading Best Things to Buy In August

Jun 9, 2026

Easy Father’s Day Ideas He’ll Actually Enjoy

Father’s Day is June 21st, which means it’s time for the annual game of “what does Dad actually want to do?” Because if your dad is anything like mine, asking gets you a shrug… maybe a grunt… possibly a “whatever you want.” Cool, super helpful. Mother’s Day? Easy. Brunch, flowers, done. Dads? Absolute mystery. So … Continue reading Easy Father’s Day Ideas He’ll Actually Enjoy

May 5, 2026

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Jan 23, 2026

Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

Sep 15, 2025

Humpty Dumpty Kidnapped

Hope police can crack the case. More on this theft isn’t all it’s cracked up to be HERE! Photo: Cape May PD Facebook

Jun 6, 2025

Frisbee Golfer Attacked By Flying Hammerhead Shark

Just when you thought it was safe to play frisbee golf. How this frisbee golfer was almost nailed by a hammerhead HERE!

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash

Feb 1, 2024

Golf Club Operating Illegal Pot Shop

It’s the only golf course where you can smoke the putting green. More on the course that promises you’ll end up in the weeds HERE! Photo by Soheb Zaidi on Unsplash

Nov 17, 2023

Police Chase Ends in Tipped Golf Course Prota Potty

From the outhouse to the Big House. Find out how he ended up “in the hole” HERE! Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash

Sep 13, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Golf Cart DUI On Highway

Catch me ridin’ birdie! More on the exploits of the “Duke of Hazards” HERE! Photo by patricio davalos on Unsplash