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Aug 11, 2025

Reverend Riggs Raffle… ‘Rrested

Turns out, temptation strikes anywhere—even at the pulpit. The inside story of the reverend’s infamous raffle rig HERE!

Dec 4, 2024

Pastor Subdues Robber With Karate

The sermon was supposed to be about “turning the other cheek,” but the pastor moved that one to another day. More on this bout between burglar and the Bible-thumper HERE! Photo by Leslie Jones on Unsplash

Nov 18, 2024

Thieves Steal Church Toilet

Memphis is a city flush with crime. More on this unholy heist HERE! Photo by Khoa Võ

Mar 25, 2024

Pastor Hires Hitman to Take Down Daughter’s Beau

Sounds like he needs a refresher on the Good Book. More on the homicidal holy man HERE! Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2024

Minister Busted for Dealing Meth

More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were. More about the malfeasant minister HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash