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Aug 11, 2026

Florida Front Porch Gator Guest

In Florida, checking the front porch has become a full-on wildlife documentary. A Palm Bay, Florida family got a late-night motion alert from their garage camera—and found a seven-and-a-half-foot alligator making itself very comfortable right in front of the door. The family watched from the safety of the window as this prehistoric porch pirate crawled … Continue reading Florida Front Porch Gator Guest

Jul 24, 2025

Naked Boat Thief Escapes Hospital In Lab Coat

No clothes, no problem. How this punk went from naked pirate to fake doctor on the lam HERE!

Dec 26, 2024

Porch Pirate Poaches Bag of Poo

Not quite the “load” he was expecting. More on this crooks cache of colon confetti HERE! Photo by Ron Lach

Aug 28, 2024

Gun Pulled During Puppy Adoption

Even your kid has never wanted a dog this much. More on this pistol packing pooch pirate HERE! Photo by James Tiono on Unsplash

Jul 15, 2024

Nudists Rescue Tourist From Blowtorch Wielding Pirate

This sounds like a headline created from Mad Libs. The full story AND “safe for work” video HERE! Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash

Apr 1, 2024

Beef Jerky & Nuts Put Man In Jail

This is what’s called a “Florida charcuterie plate.” Read more about the pistachio pirate HERE! Photo by Jean-christophe Gougeon on Unsplash

Sep 19, 2023

Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day

Ahoy ye scurvy dogs! Today be “Talk Like A Pirate Day!” If ye dern’t be knowin’ how, ye can find help HERE! Now, how many leagues to the tavern? We be needin’ to swill a pint or two of grog!

Aug 24, 2023

Georgia Man is King of the Porch Pirates

Watch your step in this neighborhood. The story of the “purloined portico” HERE! Photo by Imad92 Asad on Unsplash